This listis for those of you who have never bartended. Want to get on abartender’s shi*t list? Say any one of these things.
Common-sense, decent members of society realize these questions are rude/ annoying.. but nonetheless I have HEARD ALL OF THEMmany times during my time behind the bar.
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- “I don’t know what I want – surprise me!”
- “What is the cheapest/ strongest drink you have??”
- “You should really smile more. Are you in a bad mood?”
- “We want FUN shots!!”
- “So what’s your REAL job?”
- “How much money do you make a year/ night/ week?”
- “Hey chief/ boss/ buddy, can I get a…”
- “You hook me up, I’ll hook you up.”
- “HEY **whistle**!”
- “It’s my birthday today! What do I get for free?”
- “Make it strong.”
- “Can you make me something yummy?”
- “I know the owner.”
- “What’s your favorite drink to make?”
- “Do you have a iPhone charger?.. You don’t? Why not?”
- “Where can I go that’s more fun than here?”
- “Thank you SO MUCH (with no tip).”
- “What do you guys have here? (asked at what is clearly a full bar)”
- “What’s the healthiest alcohol?”
- “What do you have that’s free for the bachelorette??”
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