"Son of a bitch. They're alive."
- Dave to Tony after running into Rick, Glenn, and Hershel, "Nebraska"
"I'm Dave. The scrawny-looking douchebag there is Tony. (…) Hey maybe someday I will. We met on I-95 coming out of Philly. Damn sh*t show that was."
- Dave introducing himself and Tony, "Nebraska"
"I'm truly sorry to hear that. To better days and friends. And to our dead, may they be in a better place."
- Dave about the people they lost, "Nebraska"
"It feels like we're a long way from anywhere. Every group we came across had a new rumor about a way out of this thing. (…) The latest was a rail yard in Montgomery running trains to the middle of the country-- Kansas, Nebraska."
- Dave talking about rumors of safe places, "Nebraska"
"I hate to piss in your cornflakes, officer, but we ran across a grunt who was stationed at Benning. He said the place was overrun by lamebrains. Ugly truth is there is no way out of this mess. Just keep going from one pipe dream to the next praying one of these mindless freaks doesn't grab ahold of you when you sleep."
- Dave about Fort Benning and how the apocalypse will never end, "Nebraska"
"Yeah it doesn't like you guys are hanging your hats here. You holed up somewhere else? (…) Those your cars out front? (…) We're living in ours. Those look kinda empty, clean. Where's all your gear?"
- Dave showing Rick his gun, "Nebraska"
"A drink? Hershel, I thought you quit!"
- Dave joking with Hershel, "Nebraska"
"Walkers? That what you call them? (…) That's good. I like that. I like that a lot better than lamebrains."
- Dave on what the group calls the dead, "Nebraska"
"Listen, pardon my friend. City kids- they got no tact. No disrespect."
- Dave apologizing for Tony's inappropriate joke, "Nebraska"
"Well, hang on a second. This farm, it sounds pretty sweet. Don't it sound sweet Tony? (…) How about a little southern hospitality? We got some buddies back at camp, been having a real hard time. I don't see why you can't make room for a few more. We can pull our resources, our manpower. (…) Doesn't sound like it'd be a problem."
- Dave trying to convince Rick to bring his group to the farm, "Nebraska"
"You guys are something else. I thought, you know, I thought we were friends. We got people we gotta look out for too. (…) That's true, you don't know anything about us. You don't know what.You don't know anything about us. You don't know what we had to go through out there, the things we've had to do. I bet you've had to do some of those things yourself. Am I right? 'Cause ain't nobody's hands clean in what's left of this world. We're all the same. Now come on let's... let's take a friendly hayride to this farm and we'll get to know each other."
- Dave to Rick after he refuses to take him to the farm, "Nebraska"
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Relax! Take it easy! Nobody's killing anybody! Nobody's shooting anybody right Rick? We're just friends having a drink that's all. Now! Where's the good stuff? Huh? Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff. (takes out bottle of whiskey) Hey, look at that. That'll work."
- Dave defusing an argument Rick and Tony, "Nebraska"
"You gotta understand, we can't stay out there. You know what it's like. (…) Keep looking? Where do you suggest we do that? (…) (laughs) Nebraska? This guy."
- Dave to Rick after he suggests they go to Nebraska, also his last words, "Nebraska"
