Guide for Please, Don't Touch Anything (2024)

After the title screen, you will appear directly in front of a console with a red button within what appears to be a small office room. You will hear a door open to your left and will be greeted by a waving arm (presumably your work colleague). He will inform you that he needs to take a bathroom break and that whilst he is gone, you are not to touch anything.

Now I would normally recommend having a little play around with the game before hand so that you can get a feel for the game before starting this walkthrough, however if you have already played the game and/or just wish to get the achievements in as little effort as possible, continue ahead.

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NOTE: If you have played normally before beginning to use this walkthrough, you will likely need to begin a new playthrough. This will require deleting your save data and starting fresh.

I will start off by focusing on the 'Perfectionist' achievement which requires you to obtain all of the 30 unique endings without pressing any unnecessary buttons, so please follow the guide exactly as I have it displayed below. I also list these endings starting off with what I believe to be the hardest endings first. Some may require a little practice, but the endings get easier as the walkthrough progresses.

As, soon as the guy leaves and you are left to your own devices, you can start earning some achievements.

Before starting this walkthrough, it is worth taking note of a few things which may help you understand what may or may not count as an action that may result in a failure and require a complete restart. Here is what I have found:

It DOES NOT count towards failure if:
- You spam the hammer at the bloody blobs for ending #16.
- You click several times all over the panel to find the red arrows for ending #22.
- You end up grabbing the hands on the clock multiple times for endings #17 and #25.

With this being said, I would also advise that you carefully read each 'Ending' and get a vague idea of what is required of it. If you accidentally click a button that is not part of the sequence, you may be forced to reset the playthrough by deleting your save file and starting again.

City Boom Ending #15
Press the red button to pop your first achievement.

  • Disobedience

    Press the red button

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Press the red button again to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8008 in the new panel to reveal a panel with a date and two buttons and a floppy disk drive.
Press the red button another 14 times to reveal the hammer.
Drag the hammer to pry the top right desk drawer to reveal the 'City Boom!' floppy disk.
Grab the floppy disk and insert it into the drive slot in order to boot the 'City Boom' game.
Click on the monitor screen to start the game. Complete the game without missing any bombs.
A message pops up saying: "YOU DROP ALL BOMB".

If you succeed, and do not miss a single bomb you will unlock the following:

  • Red Baron

    Do not miss a single time in bomber scene

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NOTE: The City Boom game has to be perfect. All bombs have to destroy a building block and all city blocks have to be destroyed at the end. You can have bombs left over at the end.

RESET CONSOLE

Whack-A-Mole Ending #16
Press the red button 16 times to reveal the hammer.
Drag the hammer to the red button.
Hit the button with the hammer 3 times to reveal a bloody fetus in the center.
Hit the fetus once and then continuously hit each sac that appears out the console 3 times until each sac explodes.
Hit the fetus again to reveal more sacs. Repeat this process until they are all destroyed.
You'll beat it when the baby explodes and the window goes green only showing three symbols, these symbols aren't needed for anything.

NOTE: The game is timed by a trail of blood leaking towards the restart button, so try to be quick.

RESET CONSOLE

Shutdown Ending #2
Press the red button 20 times.
The screen then shuts off.

RESET CONSOLE

The Stanley Parable Ending #20
Press the red button 20 times. Press Reset (it won't repeat the last ending) when the screen goes black.
You will see the screen show 'Awaiting Input'.
Press the red button.
New red buttons will appear. Click those to reveal more buttons.
Keep clicking the new red buttons that appear until the screen displays "Thank You For Your Cooperation. You did it Stanley!"
The correct button combinations are highlighted in red within the images below:

RESET CONSOLE

Mushroom Ending #3
Press the red button to reveal a switch.
Flip the switch.
Press the red button again.
The city then explodes into a mushroom or a nuclear bomb cloud and the screen glitches.

RESET CONSOLE

Satanic Ending #4
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the new panel to reveal a 7x7 grid of buttons.
Mark the five points of a star on the 7x7 panel (as shown in image below).

A creepy face then appears and blood drips from the ceiling.

RESET CONSOLE

Illuminati Ending #5
Press the red button 16 times to reveal a hammer.
Drag the hammer to the monitor to break it.
Press the [ ? ] button within the monitor.
The game will automatically enter full screen displaying the 'All Seeing Eye' with some symbols rotating around it. These symbols are used for a separate ending.

You will also unlock:

  • We are watching

    Unlock the hammer ending

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RESET CONSOLE

Back to the Past Ending #6
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8008 in the new panel to reveal a panel with a date and two buttons.
Press the left button.
The entire room goes back in time to a mammoth.

RESET CONSOLEBack to the Future Ending #7
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8008 in the new panel to reveal a panel with a date and two buttons.
Press the right button.
This is a reference to the Fallout franchise due to it taking you to 10/23/77, the day the bombs fell.
You will see the ruins of the city.

RESET CONSOLE

Reverse Ending #8
Press the red button 8 times to reveal the screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the top right panel to reveal four colored buttons.
Press the [Green] [Red] [Yellow] [Blue] buttons in this order.
The city inverts colors and turns upside down.

RESET CONSOLE

Black Hole Ending #9
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the ten-digit panel to reveal a four-digit panel.
Enter the code 1244 in the four-digit panel in the bottom right.
A black hole then appears out of the central tower and sucks up the top half of the city.

RESET CONSOLE

Robot New Ending #10
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the right to reveal a two-digit panel.
Enter the code 0010110 in the new panel.
A robot then runs in, zaps the city and punches over the central tower before standing in its place.

RESET CONSOLESpace Invaders Ending #11
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Bottom Left] [Top Left] [Top Left] [Bottom Left] buttons in this order within the newly revealed panel.
A UFO tears the city down with a laser.

RESET CONSOLE

Meteor Rain Ending #12
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the ten-digit panel to reveal a four-digit panel.
Enter the code 3121 in the four-digit panel to reveal a small keyboard
Press the keys in this order: [Right] [Right] [Middle] [Left] [Left] [Left] [Middle] [Right].
Meteors then rain down on the city and it falls down.

RESET CONSOLE

Cthulhu Ending #13
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Press the red button six more times to reveal your screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the small panel on the bottom right side of the monitor and press the tiny red button that is now visible in order to reveal a nine-digit display.
Enter the code 011235813 in the top right 10-digit keypad.
A pillar and four spires shoot up out of the ground, and Cthulhu is on the pillar.

RESET CONSOLE

Nature Ending #14
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Top Right] [Bottom Right] [Bottom Right] [Top Right] buttons again in the newly revealed panel to reveal a 3-digit dial with 2 buttons.
Press the grey button 276 times and then press the small red button above it.
The city is then ravaged by plants.

RESET CONSOLE

Death Star Ending #17

Press the red button 16 times to reveal the screwdriver and hammer.
Drag the screwdriver to the 'Instruction' panel on the wall to your right to reveal 3 clocks and a slot. (One representing hour, minute and seconds)
Take the hammer and use it to smash the clock on the wall to the left of the monitor screen.
Grab and drag each of the hands to 12 o'clock.
A ticket will reveal itself through the slot where the 'Instruction' panel once was.
The ticket will have 4x6 dots some grey and some red.
Each red dot is equal to 1. From the

bottom to the top

add the red dots from each row to get a 6 number combination.

Example Code:

Input your combination into the three-digit panel.


NOTE: The ticket will be different with each restart.
The city will then be obliterated by the Death Star's anti-ship laser.

RESET CONSOLE

Happy Demon Ending #18
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Top Right] [Bottom Right] [Bottom Right] [Top Right] buttons again in the newly revealed panel to reveal a 3-digit dial with 2 buttons.
Press the grey button 666 times and then press the small red button above it.
A panel with many symbols on it is revealed from the ceiling.
Turn off all symbols except the upwards pointing key, double wave, hourglass and bleeding eye. These are the same symbols that were shown in the Illuminati Ending.

The buildings will then be all bouncy and happy.

RESET CONSOLE

The Something Ending #19
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Top Right] [Bottom Right] [Bottom Right] [Top Right] buttons again in the newly revealed panel to reveal a box with D4 written on it.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the new panel to reveal a 7x7 grid of buttons.
Going from 1-7 up & down and A-G left to right. Put the coordinates B4, D1, D4, D7 and F4 in the 7x7 grid. The image below shows the correct buttons to press:

A diamond should be revealed in the D4 box on the top right side of the main console.
Enter the code 8020 into the ten-digit panel to slightly crack a new uncovered panel.
Press the red button 6 more times to reveal the screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the top right panel to reveal 4 coloured buttons.
Press [Yellow] [Red] [Blue] [Blue] in that order to fully crack the newly uncovered panel.
Drag the diamond into the right hole in the new panel revealed and then press the brown button to the left of it.
The plane from City Boom flies across the screen and gets eaten by a giant worm.

RESET CONSOLE

Papers Please Ending #21
Grab the Stamper located next to the printer on the left side of the main console.
There will be a passport on the main console which will now be open.
A man should appear on the screen, deny him entry by clicking the red stamp.
The sky then darkens and the city has lights that light up, suggesting a chain-link fence.

RESET CONSOLE

Earth Split Ending #22

Press the red button once so that the switch appears.
Click the arrow to the bottom right of the button and keep clicking in the directions of the new arrows to find more arrows until a grid appears (Image below):

Press the following buttons in this order: Letters on the top going from left to right, Numbers on the side going from top to bottom: E1 D3 A1 A2 B1 B2.
Or simply use the following screenshot as reference and press the buttons with a white 'x' on them.

The entire Earth will split in two and you will unlock the following:

  • 3x5x6

    Solve the secret puzzle in 6 moves

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RESET CONSOLE

Space Odyssey Ending #23
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Input 2001 into the panel to reveal a 3-digit dial.
Spell out the word [E] [AR] [TH] with the letters and press the grey button underneath them to acquire a key.
Press the red button 6 more times to reveal your screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the panel on the top right to reveal a set of 4 coloured buttons
Press the Yellow button 4 times within the panel to reveal a keyhole.
Drag the key into the keyhole.
This is a reference to "2001 A Space Odyssey".
A rocket launches into space and a baby appears.

RESET CONSOLE

Ocean Ending #24

Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the right to reveal a two-digit panel.
Enter 1001000 into the panel.
Water springs out of the ground and a boat sails on the newly created sea.

RESET CONSOLE

Is She Here? Ending #25
Press the red button 16 times so that the hammer appears.
Hit the clock in the room with the hammer.
Move all the hands on the clock to the 6.

NOTE:
If you wait 15 seconds before turning around, you can obtain yourself an additional achievement here.

  • See no evil

    Don't look at the ghost for 15 seconds

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RESET CONSOLE

Toxic City Ending #26
Press the red button 8 times so that the screwdriver appears.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left.
Drag the screwdriver to the small panel on the bottom right side of the monitor and press the tiny red button that is now visible in order to reveal a nine-digit display.
Enter the code 553700078 into the 10-digit keypad.
Get the gas mask from the locker behind you and put it on.
Press the red button.

RESET CONSOLE

Printer Ending #27
Press the red button 16 times so that the hammer appears.
Smash the printer with the hammer until it displays a "Printer Error" message on the screen.

RESET CONSOLE

Great Cleanser Ending #28
Simply pick up all the trash in the room and put it in the bin.

RESET CONSOLE

War Games Ending #29

Press the red button 16 times so that the hammer and screwdriver appear.
Pry open the desk drawer below the right side of the main console with the hammer.
Use the screwdriver to open the top right panel to reveal the coloured buttons.
Press the colored buttons in this order: [Red] [Yellow] [Yellow] [Blue].
Place the telephone in the drawer on the device that appears from pressing the coloured buttons.
Dial the following number: 311 399 2364.
Select '0' players on the screen.
This is a reference to the movie "War Games".

RESET CONSOLE

Obedience Ending #1

Wait 60 seconds without touching anything.
A conversation between you and another plays.

RESET CONSOLE

Coffee Ending #30
Complete all the above endings and press the red button one last time.
You get coffee and the credits appear.

If all of the above was done correctly without hitting any unnecessary buttons, you will unlock the following:

  • Decorate the room

    Unlock every ending

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  • Perfectionist

    Unlock ending #30 without pressing any unnecessary buttons

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If you managed to unlock both achievements, I have both Good news and Bad news for you.

Good news is that the most difficult achievements are done. Bad news however is you are now required to delete your save from the main menu.

Once deleted, you will unlock the following achievement:

  • Once again

    Delete save file with all endings unlocked

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