Parent reviews for Machete (2024)

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This is a movie for adults only! It was funny but had too much sex and nudity. This title has: Too much violence.

Not to mention much gun violence, which of course can end in bloody results. Language is average for a movie of this genre, with the "f--k" used casually, as well as other expletives. My rating- Rated R for: Strong, Bloody and Disturbing Violence Throughout, Pervasive Language and Some Graphic Nudity.

Machete is Robert Rodriguez's most enjoyable and best film to date. It's so fun, so amazing, and actually provides a sort of a social political message, now with racial profiling and immigration being a controversial Americana topic.

The MPAA rating has been assigned for “violent/disturbing images, language and full nudity.” The Kids-In-Mind.com evaluation includes several scenes of fully nude dead bodies in crime scenes, crime scene photos, scenes at a morgue, a few deaths by gunshot and blunt force trauma with bloody wounds shown, many ...

Isador Cortez, primarily known under the alias of Machete, is the name of two fictional characters who are featured in the Spy Kids and Machete films (the latter of which is also featured in a fake trailer in Grindhouse). Both versions of the character are played by Danny Trejo.

A machete is a broad blade used either as an agricultural implement similar to an axe, or in combat like a long-bladed knife.

Machete continues the B movie and exploitation style of Grindhouse, and includes some of the footage from the original. The film stars Danny Trejo as the title character, reprising the role from the fake trailer.

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Starring Danny Trejo, Machete is a terrible attempt at an exploitation parody. Robert De Niro stars as Senator McLaughlin in Machete.

Children under 17 must be accompanied by a parent or adult guardian over the age of 21 for R-rated movies. I.D. is required for proof of age. Children under 6 years of age are not permitted into R-rated features at all.

Why is little rated R? ›

Sexual references

A 13-year-old girl, who is the 'child' version of the adult protagonist, flirts with an adult male teacher. Adults kiss intimately on several occasions. It's implied that adult characters have had sex. Characters refer to and make jokes about their and other people's genitals.

Side note: It can be assumed that the characters portrayed are under-age. Despite this, however, much of the show involves explicit scenes and triggering content. For this reason, it's strongly encouraged that dancers do not watch Tiny Pretty Things if younger than 18 years.

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Just like axes and swords they are suitable for causing not only soft tissue wounds, but also deep slashes in the underlying bone. In military conflicts (especially in Central Africa) they are often used as short-range weapons, whereas it is in the nature of things that they are rarely used in Europe.

If your kid has decent control over pencils when drawing and cutlery when eating, or overall good control of his or her body when playing, then he or she is probably quite ready to start practicing with sharp knives too. If so, then it is time to teach them to use and respect, but not fear knives.