Wine candy: another name for Jolly Ranchers.
Wine spritzer: when you pee a little under your undies, usually from laughter.
Wine rack: a young female, who while currently unimbibable, will within a matter of years be ripe for the‘plucking.’
Winegasm: that feeling of euphoric glee at finding a bottle of wine that is being sought for special brand name,vintage, or even price.
Wine spodiodie: from the song, “Drinkin’ wine spode-o-dee” by Jerry Lee Lewis and others. A shot that has alayer of Port on the bottom, then a layer of cheap bourbon, finished on top by another layer of Port.
Wine-puss: one who constantly whines.
Wine: a form of dance, involves gyration of hips, performed to mainly West Indian music like reggae, calypso.
Cork dork: a person who talks about wine too seriously.
Merlot sippers: intellectually lazy, college-educated adults who entertain each other with pseudo-intellectualbanter.
Merloment: a minute portion of time where your judgment was affected by the consumption of too much wine.
MerJoe: pronounced “Merlot” - a cheap wine one would get at Trader Joe’s supermarket.
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