NSFW: Downright dirty or a pretty pearl necklace? (2024)

There are several slang terms to describe what this post is all about, and among them is the ever popular pearl necklace. A term in which we use to describe the aftermath of a man ejacul*ting on a woman. Except we class it up a bit by labeling this sexual act with a popular piece of jewelry. Makes sense to me, but when we get down to it, how many women out there enjoy being sprinkled with their lover’s spunk?

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Personally, I’m not a huge proponent of pearls – literally or sexually speaking. I’m incredibly open to exploring new sexual frontiers, but I don’t see the appeal in being showered with sem*n. It may seem hot at the time, but after the lust has settled, there’s no sexy way to slither into the washroom to clean yourself up. It’s really a matter of moments where a pearl necklace feels appropriate. Those few moments leading up to ejacul*tion, of course.

I’ve know women who are all over a c-shot to the face. The gratitude expressed by their guy is so great, why not take a few moments to wash up after being intimate, if it makes your man happy? I completely appreciate their point, as pleasing your partner is something to be proud of. But my mind tends to wander to others scenarios, like, what if I get it in my eye? What if my skin reacts poorly and I end up with a rash? What then – tell everyone I have an allergy to peanuts? Or penis, rather? I’m pretty liberal when it comes to my bedroom antics, but I still say the c-shot isn’t for me.

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What made the c-shot so popular to begin with, anyway? Was it really p*rn that propagated the popularity of this sexual behavior, or have we been doing this since the dawn of time? Some ladies would say it’s demeaning, and I can also appreciate this point of view. But I would tend to agree, that when receiving a pearl necklace from a partner you love and/or trust, it’s most likely all in good fun. Whether you’re on board or not, I have a few tips for those of you who are unsure if they’re ready to rock a pearl necklace:

1. Keep some tissues next to the bed – no brainer. That way you can tidy yourself up and have a bit of a snuggle without b-lining your way to the powder room.

2. Do it in the shower! With the water rolling over you, it’s possible to really get into it knowing that whatever lands on your face will quickly wash away while giving your lover the thrill he so desires.

3. Not sold on the c-shot? No worries. Let your guy climax on your chest or stomach. It’s a good way to ease in to it, and who knows? You may be one step away from wearing pearls after all?

What do you think – pearl necklace yes, or hell to the no? Sound off in the comments below.

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